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backyarder

Small minded individual:

That in an attempt to scale any operation merely multiplies their backyard size to their new size without any thought of differing methods.

Spews hate, due to ego, at anyone larger in operation than themselves.

Uses "master grower" to define their backyard 6 plant operation or closet tent grow.
Low level employee: "Why don't you do things my way, grow 20ft* tall plants in 400gal pots"

*actual plants ~10ft tall

Real Farmer: "Stop acting like such a backyarder"
by Terdz October 6, 2020
mugGet the backyardermug.

Backyard Experiment

A science experiment which is done at home by mainly unprofessional or unqualified people.
I’m gonna perform a backyard experiment by putting Mentos in my bottle of Coke!
by Fixxy December 2, 2021
mugGet the Backyard Experimentmug.
Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023
mugGet the plant your zucchini in the backyardmug.

beads in the backyard

Sex toys designed to be used by men or a means of referring to a guy that uses them.
He sometimes has beads in the backyard.
by Treii28 January 22, 2020
mugGet the beads in the backyardmug.

Eat out in the backyard

To be eaten out in your back yard. In other words to go on de musty ass grass behind u house and let somebody go in on that pussy.
Boy 1: Yo, I hear neriah get eat out in the backyard by nahje
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes
by Smexyassmf March 25, 2022
mugGet the Eat out in the backyardmug.

triming the backyard

The act of shaving ones anal area
Damn bro, I clipped a hemi today triming the backyard
by cj harp March 12, 2016
mugGet the triming the backyardmug.

vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 15, 2023
mugGet the vacuuming the backyardmug.

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