Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022
Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022
dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you
by RIOT1 KILL ALL JEWS December 19, 2020
When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.
I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.
by BigDicktonaryBoi May 16, 2022
To aggressively masturbate.
by SweatyNutts5020 November 16, 2023
by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019
When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.
by gasocatylst September 11, 2020