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Retarded Animal Babies 

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.
Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules

Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.
`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies
Up the Bum No Babies by Cornflake September 23, 2004

Eat the babies! 

A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.

Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.

It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.

A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.

How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"

The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.

My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!

Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"

Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!

Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.

drain babies 

Jacking off in the shower having the tadpoles go down the drain, thus creating drain babies
I was horny before work so I made some drain babies to save time.
drain babies by Ted Worthington August 25, 2005

dead babies in a bag

When a girl has issues from past relatioships that she holds on to and constantly talks about. Can also be used to refer to drama that a girl brings with her everywhere she goes.
"I am so sick of Sasha weighing me down with her dead babies in a bag." Said Carl.

"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded

makin babies 

make love or have a lot of sex to the point where it's as if you're trying to make a baby
"girl imma come over to your place tonight and we gon' make some babies"
"my boyfrend and i are always makin babies"
makin babies by Turtle's girl December 25, 2008