blows my skirt up

to be gaseous or fangorious

I'm blowin my skirt up I'm so fangorious right now.

by dreamcorn September 09, 2003

whatever blows your skirt up

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.

"Mr. K, should I use blue or black ink?"
"Well... whatever blows your skirt up."

by R-dawg, K-money April 27, 2006

whatever blows your skirt up

same as whatever floats your boat

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever blows your skirt up."

by Nate River May 10, 2010

blow your shit up on spot

a term referring to that you will kick the other one's ass/beat them up.

"I'm gon kick yo ass!/I'll blow yo shit up on spot!"

by Lynn November 15, 2003

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg, f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma August 02, 2014

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.

Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010

Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 05, 2011