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a real bloke

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
mugGet the a real blokemug.
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Bloked Out

Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.
Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home
by Pedro94 November 14, 2022
mugGet the Bloked Outmug.

Bloke

British/Australian word to describe the calibre of man you have encountered

Every bloke is a man, but not every man is a bloke.

Usually used when describing a man to remember, context depending.
‘This massive bloke just appeared out of nowhere
by Thin Tony July 24, 2023
mugGet the Blokemug.

bloke

I wanna marry thatbloke, I have to send cards just.
by bad,good? August 6, 2019
mugGet the blokemug.

Smoking bloke

The act of slobbering over a gentleman's hard chap aka a bj

The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette
Hey, have you seen scott and Dave?

Nope, probably smoking bloke in those public toilets again
mugGet the Smoking blokemug.

cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?
mugGet the cock-sucking blokemug.

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