bedroom coma

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.

I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.

by moochia January 27, 2024

Bedroom Bowling

To put your thumb in the vagina and a finger or two in the asshole simultaneously.

I went bedroom bowling with your mom last night.

by Metalmofo666 April 26, 2023

bedroom finger

penis

did you bring a condom for your bedroom finger?

by langini December 26, 2022

bedroom siren

When your partner gives you the smolder and you don't want to leave for work.

I was running late for work because Andrew was being a bedroom siren and I kept going back for another kiss.

by Suzette Rosdower January 31, 2020

Spare Bedroom

Evas/slag favourite place to be when it’s her sesh.

Spare bedroom = shag

by Cjd118 June 29, 2022

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022