Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.

"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."

by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018

Drum and bagpipes

The new hip music, combines drums and bagpipes for an excellent combo. Sometimes played with a lettuce. Currently whats hip in ireland.

Hey have you seen that epic dnb session yesteday at Jay's corner?

NO i listen to drum and bagpipes get with the times looser.

by DnbManForireland June 18, 2012

Bagpiping

The act of pulling someone's seat belt from behind so hard that it causes them to fart.

Who's farted? That was Will! I ve just been bagpiping him

by HungryMarlin July 15, 2025

Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.

My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.

by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024