A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.
From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
by togoo January 24, 2014
When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 16, 2023
The Pine Brook people can do the backyard dance better than the Liberty Heights people. In Liberty Heights we were stuck in one place all night.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
damn, zyakuni in my backyard BLEW my mind
by _jared0708 June 16, 2023
by cj harp December 05, 2015
When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.
by The dude da boss July 06, 2013
When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.
The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.
If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.
If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."
"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017