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5 seconds of awesome!

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.
Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010
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Awesome-O-Meter

A device, real or imagined, that measures just
how awesome someone or something really is.
Sammy and Sha-Sha are so nice,
they max out the awesome-o-meter!
by Chateau Debris March 20, 2008
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Awesome Army

The awesome army consists of fans of youtuber Connor Manning.
(AConMann)
by AshleighUK May 2, 2011
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Awesomeful

a way of describing something or someone that is full of awesomeness.
Dude, that show last night was awesomeful!
by Tom Hoppa October 9, 2008
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reek of awesomeness

Anything which exudes coolness or awesomeness may be refered to as reeking of awesomeness, it may reek of awesomeness.

After completing a task to a high standard with little or no effort, a person may be told that they reek of awesomeness.
Good game Dude, you reek of awesomeness.

That chick you pulled last night had a sweet ass, you reek of awesomeness.
by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006
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Awesome as Fuck

A phrase used when simply saying "awesome" just doesn't cut it.
This phrase is now infamous in the Green Day fan world. Signs saying this were held up at the August 28th 2010 Denver Green Day show, and now Green Day is set to release a new live album with the same title.
Green Day's performance was Awesome as Fuck!
Beth and Abby are Awesome as Fuck
by Cjustice December 20, 2010
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awesome-mazing

What happens when amazing gives awesome the most fantastic blow job then she makes breakfast and awesome-mazing was made!
holy balls that cheeseburger is awesome-mazing

its all cheese and make me have an O-gasm!
by Your mothers affair February 28, 2009
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