The act of slapping your hand between ones legs when they least expect it. If performed correctly it should feel as if a trout is flopping between your legs and the whole situation should become mildly awkward. This should be done to strangers for the maximum effect. *Warning* This act may make your victim uncomfortable enough to sue you for sexual harassment. Not recommended for making new friends.
"Steph was beat down in an alleyway last night after giving an some fool a kick-ass awkward trout"
-joe
"Cracka ass bitch had it comin"
-roger
-joe
"Cracka ass bitch had it comin"
-roger
by Joe R. December 22, 2007
Get the awkward trout mug.An insanely overused phrase to describe situtations and conversations that usually aren't awkward at all.
"I just dropped my pencil. Awkward."
"I can't get a cell phone signal. This is awkward."
"I'm sorry, I'm so awkward that awkward awkward when awkward."
"I can't get a cell phone signal. This is awkward."
"I'm sorry, I'm so awkward that awkward awkward when awkward."
by Joynas November 7, 2011
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by Natatatatatat. December 24, 2009
Get the Awkwardcute mug.When the tool and his girlfriend are lying on the couch together violently making out. That's awkwardation
by nakedmoleratnation June 23, 2010
Get the Awkwardation mug.Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway
Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
by Pete Brose July 30, 2010
Get the Awkward Traffic Shuffle mug.Best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. Usually awkward.
"Why is that dude running towards me?"
"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"
Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.
"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"
Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.
by WuddupRIBSBFJEFH May 7, 2011
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