Armoring the hooker

Creating a mess or confusion

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.

by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020

Under armor

The clothing that every kid in your class who wants to join the NBA wears, typically found with Nike shoes.

Normie: Yo sup pooper I just got my hands on this lit clout under armor shirttt!
Kid: I don’t care.

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

semitic armor

Creating morally and ethically perverse media content for mass distribution and getting away with it by claiming anti semitism if anyone says anything negative about it; or,

Funding universities to allow a disproportionate number of Jewish students and when test scores and grades are made public it shows the Jewish students were unqualified but claiming anti semitism against the facts; or,

Bombing people, using next generation military equipment to kill and usurp land of poor people while claiming anti semitism if you say anything against it

Basically doing anything you want because you control media and legal enforcement

Sometimes, I wish I had semitic armor to get away with murder. Not really though, I don't have an evil gene.

by lughat January 6, 2025

B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.

Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

Flak Armor

A type of armor present in the base game of Rimworld. Created by Tynan Sylvester. It is most commonly obtained after researching: Smithing > Plate Armor > Machining > Flak Armor. It can also be obtained by killing pawns that spawn with it such as raiders or those in caravans that wander into the map. This is not advised as pawns wearing gear from a dead person will suffer a mood debuff. There are 3 variations of Flak armor. Flak Helmets, Flak Jackets, and Flak Vests in the base game.

Author's Note: It is a good mid-game armor that will last you long enough to hopefully get to Marine or Recon armor. It's good at stopping bullets and some fire damage, but doesn't do very well with blunt and environmental temperature.

"If only I had given my pawns some Flak Armor, that way Martinius would'nt have gotten killed by a pikeman after shooting him through his heart!"

by Tropical_Flak June 9, 2021

Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012