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Ark

From both a man; to full universal beyond the-nature of reason-being "god-like", solely always within origin...!. - The-Ark "Michael Joseph Ornelas" born 10/08/1986 Noho, ca.....
Ark come through On the-true side make you weirdo's run and hide ain't no where but that suicide left me swimming in a pool of my enemies blood every move she make riding on me like a slip and slide I made aside!!!!!
by Arkvoid October 19, 2025
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Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”
“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”
by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025
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ark

Why don’t you get rid of that old
ark and get something that’s easier to park?
by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024
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Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.
"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"
by Cactissy April 29, 2025
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Ark

A Mediocre video game which takes years to update.

Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.
I want to play ark! 5 years later. Oh, it's still downloading...
by Thy rat king April 8, 2023
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ark shitty

A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.
“You live in Ark City?”
“Yes why?”
I’m sorry.”
ark shitty means you have no life.
by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023
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Noah's Ark

The ship in which Noah, his family, and the animals were saved from the Flood, according to the biblical account (Genesis 6–8).
A small bivalve mollusk with a boat-shaped shell, found in the Mediterranean and off the Atlantic coasts of Africa and southern Europe.
The structure of Noah's Ark (and the chronology of the flood) is homologous with the Jewish Temple and with Temple worship.7 Accordingly, Noah's instructions are given to him by God (Genesis 6:14–16): the ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high (approximately 134×22×13 m or 440×72×43 ft).8 These dimensions are based on a numerological preoccupation with the number 60, the same number characterizing the vessel of the Babylonian flood hero.1

Its three internal divisions reflect the three-part universe imagined by the ancient Israelites: heaven, the earth, and the underworld.9 Each deck is the same height as the Temple in Jerusalem, itself a microcosmic model of the universe, and each is three times the area of the court of the tabernacle, leading to the suggestion that the author saw both Ark and tabernacle as serving for the preservation of human life.1011 It has a door in the side, and a tsohar, which may be either a roof or a skylight.8 It is to be made of gopher wood, a word which appears nowhere else in the Bible – and divided into qinnim, a word which always refers to birds' nests elsewhere in the Bible, leading some scholars to emend this to qanim, reeds.12 The finished vessel is to be smeared with koper, meaning pitch or bitumen; in Hebrew the two words are closely related, kaparta ("smeared") ... bakopper.12
by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS July 13, 2023
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