arizona time

The only true legit time zone there is.

Bruh 1: Yo bruh, it's 420! Let's get lit!!!
Bruh 2: Not yet, bruh. It ain't 420 in Arizona Time yet.
Bruh 1: *weeps in beer and low vibrations*

by Robert@SanDiego March 27, 2020

Arizona Firefuck

When two partners douse their genitals in gasoline, light them on fire, and proceed to have anal sex.

“Hmm.. what should we do tonight?”
“How about we have an Arizona Firefuck?”
“Dude, no way, I still feel my singed ass hair from last time!”

by Dav, I lost my ID April 28, 2022

The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"

WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel

by 1037464628 September 1, 2023

Arizona Canalist

Arizona Canalish The Dirty Arizona Vagina Secretion that smells like Rotting Shopping Carts, Dead Turtles, and Rotting Crawdads Roasting on a 51st ave and Peoria Canal Banks

I met an Arizona Canalist you could smell her dirty vagina rotting through her Dusty jeans

by FurbNations September 12, 2018

Arizona Branding

When park your car in the sun and the seat belt clip burns you when you get into you car

Fuck its so hot out my Prius gave me an Arizona branding

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

Arizona Sunshine

Basically a makeshift pringles fleshlight with little bits of pringles dust

Joe:Hey, I know you have a fleshlight. May I borrow?
Henry:Yeah I do, a newly crafted DIY one. Wanna try it?
Joe:Sure!

After minutes later

Joe:fucking hell my penis is dry as fuck
Henry:Must've forgot to clean it off, felt like the Arizona Sunshine eh?

by Ezekhg2 December 26, 2020