piss anxiety

The feeling you get which makes it hard to pee when you're standing at the urinal and someone else walks up to an adjacent one.

Damn, I woulda been out of there sooner if I hadn't developed such a severe case of piss anxiety.

by mountainsofsnow October 21, 2007

Anxiety Bears

A feeling of massive guilt or shame as if you murdered someone last night and forgot that you did it and the cops are coming to your house any minute.....But in reality all you did was spend $1,000 on a 3 day binder

Jay Fizz- "Hey Trav how you doing today, wanna go chase some tail at the mall?"

Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"

by The Gift1 October 10, 2009

separation anxiety

When Chelsea and Tamika can not be a part from one another for any longer than 5 seconds. They feel uncomfortable when each other are not around. All they want to do is be around each other all the time.

This is also called being in love.

Tamika; I can't function when Chelsea is not here. I just want her here to cuddle her and hug her.

Chelsea; I miss Tamika so much, I have so much separation anxiety when she isn't around.

by Anobserver December 08, 2013

asshole anxiety

Is when you have surgery and don't shit for 4-5 days after.

If I don't shit today I'm gonna get me an enima something's got to go I got asshole anxiety. Bad.

by Peter dragon January 12, 2014

Shopping Anxiety

The rush a shopper gets when overwhelmed by a large amount of ideal clothing. This can be triggered by being in a shopping center, passing a window or browsing apparel online. Symptoms may include uneven breathing, racing of the heart, shaking of the body, moist palms and/or dizziness.

Girl: "Oh my gosh. Look at this super cute top...and this pair of hot shorts...NO WAIT, these heels are to DIE for! Whew, I think I need to sit dow-oh my gosh. Swim wear is half off!"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"

by KaleighRene June 16, 2011

Rank Anxiety

When one feels irrationally anxious about their class rank

Michelle hugged the cereal box for three hours straight on rank day... She must have rank anxiety

by The coolest of the cool February 04, 2014

computer anxiety

When, after dealing with many computer viruses in the past, are afraid to download anything in fear of it being a virus, no matter how many times you're told it's safe.

My computer anxiety is keeping me from downloading this file.

by Computer Anxiety Victim November 06, 2010