Also known broke boy/girl dumbass but most importantly you are GAY. Android brand is also the top leading brand in the lgbt community look it up. Anyone that disagrees is GAY so might as well get an android if you don’t already have one you fucking faggot.
Android user means gay/broke
Bruce: hey I just got a new phone wanna see?
Nick: yea yea what brand is it?
Bruce: it’s a android
Nick: yea ur definitely gay bud see ya
Bruce: hey I just got a new phone wanna see?
Nick: yea yea what brand is it?
Bruce: it’s a android
Nick: yea ur definitely gay bud see ya
by Noneofyourfuckingbizness August 6, 2024
Get the Android user mug.Guy 1: Hey! What phone is that?
Guy 2: I have a Samsung A01 core that runs Android Go.
Guy 1: That shit is so slow. Go upgrade.
Guy 2: I have a Samsung A01 core that runs Android Go.
Guy 1: That shit is so slow. Go upgrade.
by goofy3535 November 29, 2023
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Get the Android mug.An editor that edits on his phone, specifically an android phone. Most of them are weird editors from America that don't even have free healthcare. Has no hoes, and says that he edits jugg, kinda cringe, ngl.
"Did you see that jugg edit that i sent you?"
"From that dumb american android editor?"
"Yeah, I think his name is Kilo"
"Lmao what a broke american dumbass, edits on android".
"From that dumb american android editor?"
"Yeah, I think his name is Kilo"
"Lmao what a broke american dumbass, edits on android".
by iwontcareorwill July 13, 2021
Get the Android Editor mug.Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android
Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android
Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled
by Epic meatball December 18, 2019
Get the Android mug.A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
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