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Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.
by Angus12 April 11, 2012
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Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.
"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."
by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023
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Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.
Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018
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almost in love

the feeling of falling for someone but not being ready to admit being "in love".
by kkpandypants December 30, 2014
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almost

the saddest word in the english language
we almost made it
it almost happened
by colin zhangy November 21, 2019
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almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”
by so.outrageous March 15, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>It Almost Became Unfortunate<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>It Almost Became Unfortunate<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>It Almost Became Unfortunate<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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