A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?
Guy two: Yeah
Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?
Guy two: It was almost French.
Guy two: Yeah
Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?
Guy two: It was almost French.
by Angus12 April 11, 2012

"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."
"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."
"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."
by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018

by kkpandypants December 30, 2014

the saddest word in the english language
by colin zhangy November 21, 2019

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.
This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.
This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.
This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
by so.outrageous March 15, 2024
