african flapjacks

Saggy nigger titties.

I wouldn't touch those african flapjacks with a ten foot pole.

by Perkywhitenips July 29, 2006

African Rodeo

A sport in Africa in which a man grabs hold of an elephant´s penis and attempts to hold on for as long as possible while the penis and elephant flail around.

Man, did you hear about the guy who got killed at that African Rodeo last night?

by A Roxxor October 21, 2009

African Crockpot

A sexual maneuver in which the male purchases a 12 piece bucket of chicken from a local KFC restaurant of any variety; original, extra crispy, etc., cuts a hole in the bottom of said bucket and places his penis into the opening. Gravy is then poured into the bucket thus creating a "crockpot". The male then selects a female to feed upon the chicken as an offering of gratitude for the act to follow. The female then fellates the male. As she is performing the fellatio, the male feeds upon the remaining chicken in the bucket.

Yo, Pete! I heard Josh gave her the African Crockpot!

by Eff Tea Bee Oh January 31, 2009

African American

First Man. Soil of earth, breath of God, African American. Men who earned their Freedom, yet their Souls know.

African American first breath from God.

by Déjà vu -ImAlreadyThere August 23, 2011

African Child

(n) An "African Child" is an action by a respected person/group that made them lost credibility because said action was either politically motivated or preachy and not within that person/group's normal behaviour. Politicians and Journalists, for example, cannot do an African Child because political motivation is within their normal behaviour. African Childs are common among musicians, but not among Actors/Actresses. An African Child is akin to "selling out" or "finding religion" as downfalls of artists or celebrities.

American Idiot sucked, man, but it wasn't an African Child until they did a fucking musical.

by Geoff Odens June 16, 2010

African Piledriver

When a black guy bangs a white chick using a trash bag and steam comes out of the black guys ears.

"That black guy gave me the so called african piledriver and now I got crabs the size of baseballs"

by ur blubbery asshole September 20, 2009

African American

Another retarded Americanism which only displays the ignorance of the American mindset...

I'm a white person living in Africa. I guess I can call myself a American-African?

Dave: Hey my African American friend! :D
Billy: Shut up, I have never been to Africa in my life.

by Sanoz0r November 18, 2006