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Astro Fucker

there are so many Astro Fuckers
by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025
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Astro

This is the name of a man who is gay, gay for fictional characters, and even has a crush on their best friend. And covers it up with jokingly flirting with them, and occasionally calls them hot, sexy, etc..
“Astro is crushing on somebody oo!!”
by Sexy emo October 7, 2021
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Astro-projecting

Yo bro I just smoked the fattest jiggy. I’m Astro-projecting now”
by Astro project January 8, 2022
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Astro-

the prefix relating to Astronism or to Astronists.
"Astro-Christianity is a form of Christianity that incorporates elements of Astronist philosophy and religion."
by TIOTPOM May 4, 2020
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Astro

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astro is so cool
by asstroke January 14, 2023
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Astro

A hood motherfucker from the midwest that don’t play. Cares about money and family over anything else.
Don’t fuck with Astro or FOAD, he’ll send you to the stars.
by Astrothagod October 16, 2021
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Astros cheating scandal

It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.
The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
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