A (usually unexpected and unwanted) poop that starts to stick out it's head to check out what's happening, usually as it's owner is running to the bathroom in an attempt to deposit it before it fully merges.
I tried to casually let one go and thought I'd got away with it, but then I felt something poking at the back of my pants. It was like a curious tortoise straining it's head to see the world around it.
I made it to the bathroom just in time and it had a water birth. Now I have to wash my jocks.
I made it to the bathroom just in time and it had a water birth. Now I have to wash my jocks.
by DustyRoads September 27, 2013
Get the Curious Tortoisemug. A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus
I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.
by Dirty Golfing Legend May 18, 2014
Get the Curious Turtlemug. Euphemism often used by promiscuous females to label themselves. Females who label themselves as bi-curious often use the guise of becoming homosexual (even though bisexuality is an ascribed condition)and this label as an excuse to have indiscriminate sex with multiple male and female partners because the female in question is most likely obsessed with coitus.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Get the bi-curiousmug. someone who knows they like the same sex. but doesn't wanna come out the closet... so they call themselves "curious"
by blehhdinos November 22, 2011
Get the Bi-curiousmug. where you poo into someones mouth then while the poo is in your mouth you spit the poo back into the persons butthole
by ilovethecuriousbird September 28, 2008
Get the curious birdmug. State of disinterest in experimenting with the same sex. May be caused by homophobia, prior experience with the same sex or satisfaction with one's heterosexuality. The NOT may be shouted for emphasis.
Get the hell away from me I'm bi-NOT-curious!
Aaaww thanks hun, i'm flattered but I've been there and I'm bi-not-curious.
Aaaww thanks hun, i'm flattered but I've been there and I'm bi-not-curious.
by EddieFB1 October 10, 2008
Get the Bi-not-curiousmug. Man 1: I heard tim was Bike-Curious
Man 2: yea me too.. he better not be riding out loud and proud around here though!
Man 2: yea me too.. he better not be riding out loud and proud around here though!
by Phiber_Optik November 7, 2009
Get the Bike-Curiousmug.