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Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!

Trouble: You're a nerd.
by psychoclarinet October 6, 2008
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Hamster Nugget

When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......
Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.
by Corey M December 28, 2007
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cum hamster

a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.
She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.
by champster August 11, 2014
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back hamsters

rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra
"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"
by Ma Woo December 30, 2007
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kraken hamster

A crazy asian ex-girlfriend who always makes hamster faces, yet continues to stalk exes until police involvement is needed.
Whoa, that girl is a total kraken hamster.
by InnocentBystander1 August 3, 2011
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Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole
"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"
by Superpickle January 11, 2017
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techno-hamster

A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.

Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.

It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
by Dr. Johnson January 16, 2008
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