An extremly hard sport that requies skills. Unlike Football soccer is what came up with the word futball and the americans just copied it and made a gayass sport off it. Futball means to play with your legs not your hands. In soccer all decsions are final and the refferees don't review a tape and change there call. In order to play soccer the player needs to be in shape and be able to run for 90min strieght. Unlike Footbal(America version) we don't rest every 10sec.
Soccer player: Has great condition and is mentally smart.
Football player: Is fat wieghts over 300 pounds and are preety stupid.
Football player: Is fat wieghts over 300 pounds and are preety stupid.
by oscar22 August 10, 2008
Get the soccermug. game played with 11 players on each side attempting to kick a ball into the opposing team's goal. requires athletic ability and endurance. this game is played by many nice people the world over. however, nearly everyone in the United States who plays it has a big inferiority complex and they are bitter that their game is not, and never will be, as popular as football, basketball, baseball, or hockey.
Look, why do all you soccer players hate so much? why do you resent the popularity of the NFL, NBA, and MLB so much? why can't you guys just love your sport and let us love our sports? you guys are so bitter it's pathetic. it's not my fault that soccer sucks and nobody likes it. and if you're trying to get me to like it, saying stupid shit like "you're a lazy ass you could never run for 90 minutes straight" doesn't work. i know the sport, i've played it myself. i don't like it, end of story. i don't hate you guys for liking soccer and not liking baseball; don't hate me and call me ignorant for liking baseball and not liking soccer.
by mycatsnameismittens1234567890 April 9, 2006
Get the soccermug. 
Colonial gentleman: "Wow. Soccer is so much better than any sport we ever invented."
Chap from the old country: "Soccer? Do what? Oh, I get it... you mean The Greatest Sport Known to Man!"
Chap from the old country: "Soccer? Do what? Oh, I get it... you mean The Greatest Sport Known to Man!"
by Bobby C's Jockstrap May 27, 2010
Get the Soccermug. gay. also, most soccer players have random unquenchable hate for other sports because, well, you know (theirs sucks).
by safoop June 7, 2009
Get the soccermug. Worlds most overrated sport. It's not just america that calls it soccer anyway. In Ireland, we call Gaelic Football, football.
Give me B-ball any day. At least that never ends in a 0-0 draw.
Give me B-ball any day. At least that never ends in a 0-0 draw.
by Richy December 2, 2003
Get the soccermug. An excuse for a bunch of immigrant gwats to get all sweaty and competitive by chasing a ball around a field of grass.
by supersheep May 13, 2005
Get the soccermug.