Barbara

Barbara is that friend who says they’re average but in reality just hella gorgeous. She’s also the type of friend to always be there and truly listen to what you’ve got to say even if you’re just very weird. Barbara’s also usually have a cat called Oreo. Oreo’s aren’t very keen on Barbara’s but definitely like people who are tall (just a fact). Barbara’s would also make the best mother with how loving and understanding they can be, especially with their heart of diamond made from all their hardships. Barbara’s are also very weird considering they classify tomatoes as a snack so maybe she won’t be in charge of snack choices, or her children gonna be suffering from tomato overdoses. In conclusion, Barbara will be someone who’ll make a lasting mark on your life and truly feel like home. A home where she isn’t in charge of snack choices.

Barbara has agreed to give Oreo to me!

by Oreoisthebest3000 November 22, 2021

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Barbara Wears Prada

A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.

And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D

Barbara Wears Prada spends too much time on MySpace. >:

by Cindy Lou Who is A Skank February 7, 2009

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Barbara

Inspired by an Oct. 2020 meme of a woman named Barbara salty comments regarding someone's mistreatment of a fast food worker.

A Barbara is the antithesis of a Karen.

That woman stood up for herself and others she is such a Barbara.

by Joshywoo October 27, 2020

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