Brendan's Girlfriend

One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.

Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.

by BingusDingus December 5, 2019

Dirty Brendan

This is when a man, for pleasure, sticks his own foot up his own ass, then eats the shit he scooped out of it. A partner helps him throw up, so they can both eat it with jizz through a grandparents sock. This usually follows with a dirty Andrew

Dude, me and my old friend did a Dirty Brendan after the reunion last night.

by Dirtyone January 8, 2019

jasmin + brendan

True happiness and what most people would call "true love" :)

i wish i could find real "jasmin + brendan" out there somewhere .................

by thug.nigga.of.the.year September 16, 2009

brendan style

Drinking your whiskey without adding any water, ice or other mixer, also known as neat.

Customer: I’ll have a bourbon please
Bartender: How do you want it?
Customer: Brendan Style!

by Oggb4mp3 October 15, 2021

Brendan Carmody

A pussy demolisher, has so many girlfriends and boyfriends

Person 1:Brendan Carmody is so fucking hot
Person 2:For real he is gonna hit tonight

by Tagzyy December 26, 2021

Brendan Mulcahy

Super cool guy, very phizer. Better than a stupid name like Brennan. Can swim, wears flip flops (very cool), gets mad puss.

I saw Brendan Mulcahy yesterday with ice cream from rebel market

by Jiant Brother April 27, 2022

anti-brendan

You’re just straight up gay nigga

“I’m anti-brendan”
“oh so you’re a homosexual?”

by JackIsGay6969 August 10, 2018