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stoner pounder

Someone who is attracted or wants to have sexual intercourse with a stoner
I am such a stoner pounder , I love me some stoner boys
by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021
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cattle pounder

A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018
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Founder Pounder

One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.
Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?

Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.
by awg99 July 19, 2018
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salt pounder

I’m not to sure what it means I heard my Canadian coworker say it at somebody who cut him off it traffic now I say it
Fuck you, you fuckin salt pounder
by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020
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Mound pounder

A woman that enjoys smacking the upper part of her vagina during masterbating.
I walked in on my room mate masterbating.she is a total mound pounder.
by Door gunner September 6, 2017
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organ pounder

A loose medical term used when a males genitalia that is almost super humanly strong when erect or going from flaccid to erect. And will hurt partners in coitus or other sexual or love making acts Involving the dominant male partners genitals. This occurs in anal or vaginal use and the term is derived from when the area or inner part of the partners orifice is either damaged or bruised in some way. Such as major rips or tears of anal or vaginal tissue. And other unique cases are of humiliating accident of ripping pants or breaking zippers with jolts of an erection.
Jennifer's boyfriend has an organ pounder of a dick and she can't even stand.
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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Frosted Pounder

A sexual maneuver where a man is having sex with a woman in the pile driver position and he pulls out and ejaculates all over her before using his penis to rub in the "frosting." He then pounds back into his newly-frosted bundt cake.
"Oh yes, fuck me just like that!"
"I'm going give you a frosted pounder!"
"Yes, turn me into your dirty cake!"
by ILOVEBEINGPURPLE! May 13, 2016
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