The No-J

1. Term for the 'job' (sexual) one receives after countless hours and attempts at flirting with someone you want a J from.
2. Decline response for answering a question to give/receive a J.

1. "Nah dude, no matter how hard I tried all I got was The No-J."

2. "Can I have a BJ?"
"How about a No-J."

by JodanMclovin October 19, 2009

J

calling some gay, but in a less offensive way, referring to an item, place or person that is not of the person's liking.

Wow that's a pretty J policy!

by sneakygreeky8 December 2, 2010

J

hood slang for a nice looking shot (tight shot) in the game of basketball

Person 1: Look at that J!
Person 2: Ay dat wuz tight!

by Mango Street December 7, 2009

^J^

approving expression, also used in emails to represent an angel

You're improving. ^J^

by aimlessjoys December 28, 2008

j*

A self-centered female, who spends most of the time either trying too hard to get eith a man, or complaining about the many problems in her life.

Today j* was going about her usual activities and as a result, I now have a headache.

by DanBa December 10, 2008

J's

Slang word for vagina

Pocket full of Magnums fuckin' somebody daughter
Somebody momma in somebody bed
Fresh pair of J's, between somebody legs

by Young Jeezy0000009 September 9, 2010

J

Used to replace a word or phrase in the English language.

Dude, can I borrow your J's?
Yea man.

Wuddup cuz. You going to Danny's J?
J.

C'mon broski! I haven't even had one J today!
That's not my J, J.

by DJ Daveed May 7, 2010