wifey check

a cheating spouse learns the wherabouts of the other before making plans for an extramarital rendezvous This is always followed with a communication of some kind to let the other know all is well with me, I'm home, etc.

I did a wifey check and we are on for this evening.

by [e-mail] January 30, 2015

Wifey

Wifey:
A girl who is your best friend or a close friend and also whom you can trust with your life.

“She’s my wifey”

by _Profess_ October 19, 2018

rinse the wifey

Spray sperm on your significant other

Yo fam, I’m going to rinse the wifey tonight

by Minicooper1996 December 13, 2017

wifey material

ana- she's like the hottest person ever, and she'll do anything to please you 🙇🏻 ♀️

bro i swear she's wifey material

by kaidouslittelwhore December 26, 2021

wifey material

jessica collins.

wow she’s straight wifey material

by animeprincessx69 December 9, 2021

Wifey

What a girl calls her best friend soulmate. Its like your girlfriend, but shes wayyy more.

Guy: She s your best friend?
Girl: Nah man, shes my wifey

by TTBlu November 18, 2019

Wifey Dick

A dick you can happily fuck for the rest of your life

“Damn he’s got a Wifey Dick”

by Charley33x June 21, 2022