Visual Tease

A male or female who appears attractive from a distance, but is actually very ugly when seen close up.
Also see: Monet, block away, twenty footer

I might have to put a restraining order on Heather so I can keep thinking she looks good. Damn, shes such a visual tease.

by tija326 July 8, 2010

snapchat tease

When someone you are attracted to sends you direct snaps of them doing something that would make you crumble in their hands!
Examples: Blowing kisses, winking, smiling with their perfect lips.

ARRAYA: Girl Pete has an amazing smile and such perfect lips. His snap chats tho!

KAYLA: He's a snapchat tease!

by ARRAYA89 December 21, 2015

fork tease

1) a person who insists on taking a picture of every restaurant meal she eats, and uploading it to social media, thus attempting to instill FOMO in her followers; 2) the same person, who slows down the dining process by trying to capture just the right lighting and angle for her picture, then sends the meal back because it "got cold"; 3) still the same person, who causes others to wait for an open table because she is more concerned with her internet image than eating

I hate it when Janice sends me pics of her filet mignon at Ruth's Chris. She's such a fork tease.

by henryiiplant August 16, 2017

cuck tease

When a man enters your abode and almost fucks your wife but doesn't, thus teasing you with a cuck.

Davey a cuck tease, always comin ova and tellin me he gon fuck my wife, but than leaving before enterin.

by RusticRoutingRoss March 1, 2017

Double tease

When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no

"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"

by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 27, 2021

strap tease

The enhanced cleavage created by a purse strap or seatbelt running diagonally between a women's two breasts. Best exemplified when the subject is wearing a tight form fitting blouse or sweater.

A beautiful women in the mall gave me a strap tease as she walked by.

by boomerman April 7, 2009

cunt tease

See cock tease. A male, usually more attractive and confident in nature than a female, who manipulates her. May also be used in a sexual context when a man is unable to perform or performs inadequately.

She thought he was really into her, but it turned out her was only a cunt tease.

by Meggs September 23, 2005