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Gamer

A sub species of humans not widely known. Many people see gamers as most would see the scorched pieces of meat that stick the the bottom of a pan.
Gamers are usualy spotted in your local walmart searching for axe body spray, snacc, and drank.
Gamers are identifiable by their vulgar smell and disheveled looks.

Gamers are very dangerous and should be avoided or killed if possible.
John: Yes I'm a gamer, no I dont get beat up at school.

Samantha: John it's been 22 years please come home and stop this tom foolery the kids miss you.
by Cromegod February 9, 2020
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Gamer

Extreme degenerates who have so little going on in their life that their defining trait is staring at a screen for 6 hours, smashing keyboards, and screaming racial slurs in the mic.
Jack: Can you buy that gamer deodorant.
Ma: Fucking weirdo.
by SussusAmogus May 28, 2021
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gamer

a person who classifies and agrees to destroy every furry in the universe. these natural creatures are commonly found in the united states and everywhere on planet earth you can also find them in their rooms playing fortnite for at least 24 hours a day for 7 days for every week in their lives...
"hi gamer" says normal person
gamer says "where dem furries at"
by g4m3rb0i April 12, 2019
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gamer

by Robert40 March 15, 2019
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gamer

A person who is addicted to games. They usually respond to names like Mario, and Luigi, yet are often confused of who said it. Usually they never respond to their own names. They play games for hours on end until their eyes hurt and they are forced to quit, due to not blinking while they are intensely playing the game.
Scenario 1:

Person: Hey what's up gamer?
Gamer: Nothing much.

Scenario 2:

Person: Hey what's up allen?
Gamer(allen):(No response)

Scenario 3:

Person: Hey what's up Mario?
Gamer: Luigi did you just say my name?
by Tarantino is Da Bomb December 12, 2008
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Gamer

Someone who spends all day and is very good at video games who doesn’t like to be disturbed
The gamer was rudely interrupted. And began to throw everything he owned at his mom
by MeowMeowGang January 16, 2018
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gamer

One who is an expert at working "game", ie. ladies, females, etc.

One who consumes large amounts of alcohol or drugs and maintains conscioussness
Tom was clearly the biggest gamer last night when he drunk 6 guys under the table and went home with those twins and their cousin
by dmbdudej December 28, 2005
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