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Cornography

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017
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The reason why the family computer is always slow, Look in the job application folder in "dad's work stuff's"n you'll find alot of it.
<job application folder>

**Cindy12
**sexysarah
**cheeckychild



....etc.
by bing May 13, 2005
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Pornography

The most addictive substance in the world. Is the worst mistake any person can make. No matter the age or gender of the person. Also called porn.
Pornography ruined my life and crushed every one of my relationships. I am now depressed. I shouldn’t have ever looked.
by Elizardloveshalo April 19, 2019
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Pornography

I wrote a definition already for the internet about how it has shit loads of pornography on it.
by C.D's September 20, 2017
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cornography

Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!
by Robbgt January 10, 2009
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Violent Pornography

Exaggerations made by the news media in order to get more ratings or to brainwash their viewers.

Violent Pornography is also when the media is broadcasting tragedies such as accidents, incidents, violence, and wars constantly 24/7 to get people hooked to the T.V.
by Thatdude4 March 14, 2011
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Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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