zonetard

A forum poster who has nothing better to do than to create useless and mindless threads and/or posts in the Endzone forum.

I wish I had a girlfriend, but I spend so much time being a zonetard that I don't have time for one.

by itsajokeguys August 7, 2011

Zoetermeer

A place in the Netherlands nearby Den Haag aka The Hague.

I live in Zoetermeer

by Bond, James Bond Blonde August 14, 2009

Jason zoet

The act of sticking your own finger in a dog's asshole and giving your self a mustache.

Something is wrong with that guy. He just pulled a Jason zoet on himself!!

by ambully October 5, 2016

Zomit

A person who is smart beyond all reason. It can be any type of smarts. You may think you know everything, and maybe you do. But How can you be sure of that?

(1)Omg, that person is so Zomit.

(2) That person thinks he's Zomit.

by A person~ June 14, 2009

Zoethian

A type of fan fiction which involves the two fictional characters Zoeya and Rythian from the series Tekkit Rebirth which is hosted on the channel YOGSCAST RYTHIAN. Usually involves a romance as they are often seen as a romantic couple by the fandom at large.

Random pervert 1: Hey did you read that totally hot zoethian fan-fic i wrote?

Random pervert 2: Yeah but it was a little fluffy for my taste

Random person: What are you guys talking about?

Random pervert 2: Zoethian

by [e-mail] February 20, 2013

Zomedy

Zombie movie with a spoof.

Shaun of The Dead is a Zomedy

by Mike Rotch January 29, 2005

Zoeticfnm

He’s an American player with a big cock and $2,800 earned. He’s the best 8 finger Fortnite Mobile player and will sell your bread in FNCS

Damn, Zoeticfnm is so fucking hot 🥵

by Robertflob May 1, 2021