Ypsilanti water tower

Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.

“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ypsilanti All-Stars

Publicized widely in the magazine "Found", the Yspsilanti All-Stars are a booty rap group from Ypsilanti, Michigan. A poorly-recorded copy of their 1998 demo was submitted to Found magazine, who later distributed it (illegally) as a CD called "The Booty Don't Stop". Notable song titles include "Wave Yo' Booty in the Air" and "It's Booty Time".

Ypsilanti All-Stars were bumping in the club all night long.

by Giarmarco January 1, 2007

Ypsilanti

The shit caked unwashed asshole of Michigan. A place where nobody wants to be yet there are still people are taking pride of it.

Jim: "Hey man do you want to go on down to Ypsilanti?"

Eric: "Ypsilanti? That place is nothing but bums, gay niggas, & fat women with STDs!

by dirty smelly piece of shit March 8, 2024