see your life 

Please review your life.
Take a moment and think about how we got here.
What series of decisions brought us here.
You need to change your way of thinking to get out of this one.

Jane: Imagine my sugar daddy abandoned me in the club when his wife called him.
Janes friend : Jane, see your life

see your life by smoking_acez September 22, 2017

state of your life 

Said when someone has said something or done something that is sad/stupid/hilarious/STATE

(GIRL PUTS ON WEIGHT OVER XMAS)
Boy: State of your life

state of your life by 12 Big Macs Martha Bell STATE March 7, 2009

shit of your life 

the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.

Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus

Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!

shit of your life by Screechmaster J May 22, 2008

Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state

Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!

Sort your life out by Comedi October 7, 2006

sice your life 

1. A sarcastic phrase, implying that you don't care. Similar to 'Good for you.' Any pronoun can be used in the phrase.

2. The phrase can also be used to genuinely show sympathy for things, similar to the usage of 'That sucks.' This usage usually is preceded by 'well.'

Person A: Hey, look! I just found a dime!
Person B: Well whoop-de-doo, sice your life.
Person A: Hey. Don't be mean. :(

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Person A: Where's Tina?
Person B: She had to babysit today.
Person A: Oh...well sice her life. :(
Person B: I know, right?

sice your life by RangerD January 5, 2009

when god shits on your life 

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

when god shits on your life by philip nader April 22, 2008

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life? 

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life? by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021