Kiss your girlfriend day

Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend day

October 25 is national kiss your girlfriend day !

by Josh Rivera October 25, 2019

If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.

Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 01, 2022

Kiss your girlfriend day

On this day you can make out, kiss or even take it further with your girlfriend

Rodrigo: hey did you know that November 13th is National Kiss your girlfriend day!

Jonathan: REALLY imma go make out with her right now

by bigpussyeater November 13, 2019

what to get your girlfriend

something no man will ever know

Kevin: do you know what to get your girlfriend
Joe: fuck no! No man does!

by me (duh) December 13, 2006

kiss your girlfriend day

on this day you have to kiss your girlfriend 😦

you: can i kiss you?
gf: yes because it’s kiss your girlfriend day

by PEPEPEPEOEPEEPKAJAJS January 18, 2021

hug your girlfriend day

give your girlfriend a hug today!

joe: hey it’s national give your girlfriend a hug day!
natalie(girlfriend): okay!

hug your girlfriend day- go and give your girlfriend a hug

by hi i’m the crazy cat lady November 07, 2019

belly belly your girlfriend

Ok… well you know when boys and girls get together… there are some bodily functions that occur… one is called Ejaculation… but see you don’t want to do this inside the girl or this could cause un wanted side effects… So at the most opportune moment you with draw. The first two shots are all ways accounted for… belly belly (of the female directly in front of the male) the third shot always goes astray...

Arron felt himself close to climax and pulled out of Leanne. Two of the threee quick bursts hit her on the belly, but the third went flying and hit Julio's girlfriend in the face. Juli then proceeded to lick it off.

by OfficeStuff April 18, 2005