The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.
Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.
Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.
Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.
by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009
Get the Get your head on straight mug.A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
Get the You’re as straight as your hair mug.This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021
Get the Straighten your face! mug.mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘
by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023
Get the national let your daughter straighten her hair day mug.Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
by Al_000 May 27, 2023
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