YesterFriday

When you've had more than your fair share of cocktails on a Saturday night and into Sunday morning. You're trying to articulate a story about something that happened on Friday and mid-sentence, you realize that since it's now Sunday, Friday isn't yesterday. You then try to be cool by blending Yesterday and Friday.

Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.

by BLT85022 May 3, 2019

Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.

Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!

by Whatever you want it to be. April 25, 2011

yesterpants

The pants you wore yesterday.

I owed Bill twenty bucks, but I left it in my yesterpants pocket.

by grayhome July 27, 2011

yesterfar

A very long time ago.

Not today’s world. The world of yesterfar. When Columbus discovered the world was round, when wild berries grew on every street corner, and gentlemen wore monocles…when cavewomen hunted for food while the cave-husband kept watch of the cave-children…you know what I’m talking about.

by mumau August 20, 2008

yesterfriday

the word you use on monday when talking about things that happened at school on friday and you realize midword that yesterday was sunday and there was no school

yeah we took that test yesterfriday

by meeeeep12345 April 4, 2011

Yesterfat

Refers to a previous time when you were fat, in comparison to now.

Person 1: Didn’t you use to weigh 280 pounds?
Person 2: Yeah, but that was yesterfat.

by BeauregardBlake December 14, 2018

yesterdate

Define: Yesterdate: Yesterday's date.
alt: Yesterdat

sometimes mistaken for a typo of yesterday, as t and y on a standard english keyboard are adjacent.

there are no known useful uses for the word yesterdate.

by Mega-diddy kong January 6, 2008