work douce: When you are on the clock at your job and you suddenly find yourself having take a dump at work and wanting toget paid for it. So you substitute with the word work douce.
by Dr DEE September 6, 2013
Get the work douce mug.And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day
by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019
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by Juice wrld 999 shiiiiiii October 20, 2020
Get the National bring your boyfriend to work day mug.A wild work day is a day when you go out and have sex with your friends with benefits or other sexual partner. It is sometimes used when they want to be discrete and pretend to just be normal friends.
by VeryCoolWill February 9, 2023
Get the Wild Work Day mug.Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
by Not a chance man March 19, 2008
Get the After work detention mug.Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021
Get the International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day mug.Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
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