Woofer 

A word used to describe a medium to large, lower working class family who usually live in a council estate. Their skin is green (as they cannot afford, or be bothered to wash) and are usually seen riding a stolen bike or pushing a buggy, whilst holding a bottle of White Storm and inhaling a Windsor Blue cigarette. This kind of family is regularly featured on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Woofers are closely linked to White Trash.

"Hey Sharice. Have you seen that family who just moved in accross the street? They're such woofers..."

Woofer by Kristiano90 November 3, 2011

woofer 

Another word for chill, cool, or sweet.

Wow! Thats so woofer!

woofer by Keli B August 7, 2007

woofer 

(hipster slang) a cute person, usually a female who repeatedly say "woof" or barks.

"Hey Susan how are you?"
"Woof"
"Bitch your such a woofer"

woofer by hEbo0 October 1, 2011

woofer 

A person who sniffs pussy fart and eats cheese tit.
In other words, they are retarded, mofo's.

Scotty B is such a woofer, he won't tell us what "keerunch" means.

woofer by The Foolishness July 20, 2004

Woofer 

One of eith of the two extreme ends of gothic Sub Culture.

1.) The D&D player in black clothing who may actually think they are a magician or vampire. These are the uber-geeks that hang out stinking of patchouli oil.

2.) The over established, and usually older Goths that are fixtures in the scene, and by who others try to be cool through association. They are so blinding, as well as self deceiving in there gothdom that they don’t realize they are typically a half decade or more late, and several thousand dollars worth of lip service clothes short of having managed to become productive members of society.

"Is that guy actually wearing a cape and fangs? What a Woofer"

"That Woofer has been wearing those same black vinyl pants for a decade. They went from cool, to over-done, to old school"

Woofer by FireMoth April 9, 2006

Woofer 

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
#doggo

Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

Woofer 

A very large dog.

Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.

Woofer by masturbation_enthusiast June 10, 2017