Wink wonk

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.

Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime

by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017

Wolok

A term for an annoying Scotsman. A Wolok is dirty, disgusting and smelly; they sit down all day and eat haggis and fried mars bars. Woloks are often racist and pale.

Person 1: Have you seen Jamie, he’s such a Wolok!
Person 2: I knowwww 🤮

by Sksksksk- November 25, 2019

Wook flu

The wook flu is when you get sick after going to a festival usually longer than 2 days and you come back sick because all the drugs you ingested mixed with the lack of sleep lowers your immune system and you get sick.

I had to miss work Monday I had the wook flu

by Soundsgoodman October 14, 2019

wonkea

What you say if you see wonky furniture in Ikea.

Jenny: Look at this wardrobe, one door is higher up than the other!

Andrew: Wonkea!

by Takoti September 7, 2006

Lily Wonka

Probably the most amazing person that you will ever meet. Lily Wonka's are always really amazing, funny, and like to hide in trash cans. Lily Wonka's are the most epic things on this earth.

Person 1: Woah, she's so amazing!!
Person 2: Yeah, definitely. She must be a Lily Wonka.
Person 1: Hell yeah.

by Lilywonka November 21, 2010

willy wonking

When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.

"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."

by tylerdun August 10, 2016

Chunky Wonkies

A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends

She is such a cute chunky wonkies

by WokeOne909 March 19, 2021