wonking

1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.

“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”

by andismints June 26, 2023

Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

by god maybe March 14, 2019

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025

willy wonking

When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.

"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."

by tylerdun August 10, 2016

Quandale Dingle's Willy Wonking Palace

This place of worship is a private establishment located at 1497 S Overlook Ln, Saratoga Springs, UT. If you are near here it may look like an empty lot, please leave your goofiest ahh meme at this location printed on a paper.

Guy: Oh Quandale Dingle, I give all I own to you, I give my body, my mind, and my soul to your glory. I shall visit Quandale Dingle's Willy Wonking Palace.

Quandale Dingle: B̵̢̛̛̛̛̬̤͈͍̠̟̘̭͉̱̫̫̓̓͂͐̇̏͘̚͜͠ ̶̨̨̺̗̲͓̗̠̙͍̥̦͓̚e ̡̪̪̲̞̳̯̣͍͌͆̎̀̚ ̗̺͉̣͇͓̊̏͊̾͌͘̕̚N ͍̩͓̑ ̵̧̘̥̑͋̆͑̿̍̽̿̀̚o̵͖̥̙͚̐̆̆̐̐̐͗̋͋͑̓̇͝ ̶̛̭͕͙̣̱̱̲̗̭̝̥̳͔̙̈ͅt̵̰̓́͛͌̎͝ ̢̧̢̺̖̰̱͔̖̜̗͉̅̋͗͐̐̒̊̐̋͒̑̚͘A ̢̮̘̼̣̖̗̻͎̩̟̜͍̊͌̀̂͘͝ ̶͇̲̩̈́̄̍̈́̏͛̊́͛̕͜͝f̴̨̝̪͎̜̦̠͖͕̩̅̽͂̐̓͑̕͜͠ ̣̻̲̲̺̀͆́̇͊̆̊͛̽͑͝r̶̪̓ ̡̙͔̱̣̩̥̺͓̳̣͕̌̔͑̐̒̊̎̇̑̈́͜͜͝a̵̧̨̡̘̹̲̲͍͚̜͈̯̾̽̌͜͝͝ ̢͇̬̠̟̭̻̰̹̣̀̈́͘i ̨̨̰̲͉̬͙̥̣̮̫̞͚̈́̊̉̏̇̈́̀͋̕͘͜ ̴̪͓̱̱̝̬̤̟̯̦̆͜ḏ̵̣̐

by Mailliman November 11, 2022