Wonk

Abbreviated form of wonky. To be misaligned, damaged, or containing multiple inaccuracies. Slang.

Have you seen this set of plans? It’s totally wonk! It will take me days to make all the corrections!

by Wan Shi Tong January 29, 2020

Wonking

The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.

Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.

by MegaTater June 30, 2019

wonked

The term for "stoned" that was used in the 1969 movie "Easy Rider"

"Man, I'm wonked"
"Yeah, I'm pretty wonked too, man"

by Alex Burchfield January 17, 2007

wonked

like messed up or something

man ur teeth look wonked

by emma chaplips April 21, 2019

wonk

Can also be a "policy wonk". A person who looks into all the technical details of implementing a political policy, usually a back-room boy either in a political party or working for the government.

That's the general idea, we'll leave it to the policy wonks to figure out all the details.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

Wonk

(1) Noun - An expert in a field, typically someone who is fairly young and very intelligent.
(2) Verb - To use ones mastery of a specific subject to perform some type of work.

(1) I need to find some physics wonk to help me out on this homework assignment.
(2) Every so often, I have Andy come over and wonk on my computer to get it fixed.

by cazort September 16, 2003

Wonk

The sound a goose makes when hit over the head with a shovel.

WONK!

by GalaxyForce September 19, 2010