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Wobbly horse 

One of the most strongest god in TABS named by captain sauce. It wobbles and it's legs are like noodles. It has two variants the jouster and cavalry. It has a church/cult/following. It also has a wannabe that is stronger than the raptor. The horse also dodges arrows like it's in the matrix.
John: I worship God
Jimmy: yuck I worship wobbly horse
John: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
John: I'm interested where do I join
Jimmy: subscribe to captain and watch his TABS videos
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Woobly H 

A sex act in which two guys are giving it to a girl, one from behind and one in the mouth and they exchange a high-five over her, so it looks like a woobly H.
Woobly H by Cgar December 12, 2006

the wobbley H 

It’s like the Eiffel Tower, but you are to drunk to high five, and to keep your balance!
My buddy and I got shit faced at the bar last night and and took this chick back to my place! She wanted both of us, we were so drunk we gave her the wobbley H!

Wobbly Hole 

A tweeker chick that hangs around for a while, and then will inevitably go and tweek somewhere else. Also, wobbly holes are numbered, ie. wobbly hole number one, wobbly hole number two, etc. depending on the order that they show up. Wobbly holes also keep their designated number throughout their tweeker existence, so once wobbly hole number 3 is named number 3, even if she is the first to appear on a different night, she still is wobbly hole number three, not number one.
Here comes wobbly hole number 7, shes gonna suck your balls for a fifty sack.
Wobbly Hole by the pupster September 17, 2007

The wobbly horse 

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt
My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

Daddy-Wobbly-Hat 

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.
Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.
Daddy-Wobbly-Hat by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023

wobbly top hat 

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."