Wichita Falls

A place in Texas, close to Oklahoma, rather overrun with airmen in training Sheppard AFB, shabby tattoo parlors and chain restaurants. Famed for the Hotter N Hell 100 and the man made brown water "falls", thats about all we have. Kindest people, most of them relatively unattractive, feels like home no matter where you're from.

While you're stationed in Wichita Falls, be sure to ride the HNH.

by original namesake October 18, 2008

wichita mustache

When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.

I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!

by Jose Rico February 25, 2018

Wichita Workweek

The practice of electrical line workers from Wichita, Kansas reporting in sick during their normal work week then agreeing to work overtime for extra pay on the weekend. The end result was a full week’s pay for being sick plus two shifts of premium overtime. A man could work two days and get eight days of pay under this arrangement.

Jason was sick all week then worked both shifts on Saturday and Sunday. That’s what we call a ‘Wichita Workweek.’

by Scoots79 January 20, 2019

wichita state university

The 3rd largest university in the state of Kansas. Located in East Wichita, on the southeast corner of the intersection of 21st St. and Hillside St. University mascot is the Shocker.

guy: I go to wichita state university.
guy2: Do you mean WSU?
guy: Psh... Whatever.

by Mcx_ks November 10, 2007

Wichita

A nice little small city in south central Kansas with about 350,000 or so people. The west side is pretty boring and the east side is for rich people. Aircraft is a major industry like Learjet, Boeing, Raytheon, etc. Wichita is actually the aircraft capital of the world believe it or not. Lately it has been famous for BTK that was caught earlier this year.

"What? But I've worked at Boeing for over 30 years, you can't lay me off. Oh and you're replacing me with a stupid young kid who knows nothing about aircraft? Boeing you are the greatest company EVER."

by Dennis Rader July 13, 2005

Wichita Falls

A town whos greatest acomplishment is being made fun of on King of The Hill

Did you know Hank Hill visted Wichita Falls?

by undercoverginger May 24, 2019

Witchhawk

a. A witchhawk (noun) is a term that is used to describe someone or something that is in nature mean-spirited, cruel, rude, or obnoxious and beligerant, especially in circumstances when this behavior is not warranted or needed in its severity.

b. a creture that is both part witch, and hawk.

a. "That girl is being such a witchhawk tonight!"

a. "I accidentally bumped into her in the hallway, and she yelled at me despite it being an accident! She is such a witchhawk!"

b. "Watch out! The witchhawk flies tonight!"

b. "I was walking in the woods when a witchhawk attakced me!"

by StarGirl1987 October 27, 2012