Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010

wiping your ass with a hoop

being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results

trying to herd cats is like wiping your ass with a hoop

by skinner54 May 24, 2010

Hitler Wiped his Ass

The "Hitler Wiped his Ass" Fallacy is a logical fallacy which states that criticisms cannot be made by comparing the subject to another thing because said thing had common traits as well.

Person of Reason: Being anti-semetic makes you like Hitler
Idiot: Well Hitler wiped his ass too so I guess we're all Nazis for using toilet paper

by GreenTeaMoxie January 23, 2022

Don't wipe your ass with me!

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.

ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"

by Horse head April 17, 2017

Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

by BeHa February 20, 2011

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it

Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again

by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

Wipe ass

The use of shoveling toilet paper back and fourth between to Hot steamy men at a gay bar

“Hay have your ever been to the wipe ass before, it’s lots of fun

by Ryan o’bern November 29, 2020