Wing man

He stinks, he doesn’t bathe, that shirt he’s wearing is at least 5 days old.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.

Go bathe wing man

Wing man by TheDaintTaint August 3, 2021

Wing man university 

A situation or place where you can educate your friend on being a good wing man.

Friend: "So who is rolling with us to the city?" Yourself "Just Maurice, its wing man university tonight!" We are teaching young Maurice here the intricacies of being a good wing man. Remember being a good wing man is a necessary skill, and much appreciated by your friends!

Wing man university by Jteezysanramon February 17, 2009

Left Wing Man 

When two guys go to a party and one is trying to hit on a certain girl but is being cock blocked by her gay friend the guy asks his friend to be his "Left wing man" by hitting on the gay guy so he can get to the girl.

Hey dude her gay friend won't leave us alone. Can you be my Left Wing Man?

Left Wing Man by Chordan Wragoso December 4, 2010

"D'wing" Man

The dope man's wingman.
The person who helps secure the deal.

Jaylyn said he'll sell me an ounce for 150, but Nathan said he'll sell me for 140, little did I know, Jaylyn was Nathan's "D'wing" Man which means they were selling me the same ounce.

"D'wing" Man by Marcelean December 18, 2017

fat chick wing man

usually a drunk who passes out or gets kicked out of clubs.

a fat chick wing man trys to drink everyones drink at a table and drops them all, then gets kicked out

fat chick wing man by Javi April 18, 2005

Reverse swing wing-man 

We all know what a wing-man is. What we got here is a new twist on the concept, or at the least a subjectively clever name for said concept. This here is when your boy wants to hook up with some chick but for whatever mis/preconception he aint getting his shot. Here is where you step in. You grab her girls number. Then, when you call you invite her out and say "hey, why don't you bring *amy*." This serves two purposes, first and least important is her security blanket of her girl being there. More importantly, you're giving your boy his shot. The rest should be self-explanatory.

Do the right thing and reverse swing wing-man.

Reverse swing wing-man by grakmn January 27, 2009

Crimson Tide Wing Man 

Crimson Tide Wing Man

1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.

2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.

Crimson Tide Wing Man

This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.

Crimson Tide Wing Man by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022