Windows 7 

What Windows Vista Should Of Been!

Windows Vista... Sucks.
Windows 7... Decent.

Windows 7 by marcoislovable November 2, 2009

Windows 7 

Basicly, the best thing Microsoft has produced yet.

Windows 7 type 1: God.
Windows 7 type 2: he dominates us.

Windows 7 by Jukelbo489 April 27, 2020

Windows 7 

The official code-name for Microsoft's next new operating system, devised just days after Windows Vista was released. Windows 7 will be released 1 day after Windows Vista is made perfect, after that Windows 8 will be released.

What the fuck do you mean I need to buy Windows 7??? I just bought that piece of shit Windows Vista yesterday! Damn, I sooo wish I had Linux right about now!

Windows 7 by Doug52392 November 7, 2007

Windows 7 

The best browser we will ever have. It features a series of cool function like automatic updates and better built-in antivirus. The OS supports 32GBs of RAM if you are running ultimate version. The cool aero theme and the file explorer makes it even better. It recked Windows Vista, the worst OS in the world except Windows 8. Sadly it had been discontinued by Microsoft and will no longer receive updates. Thank you for your support Windows 7!

RIP Windows 7

Windows 7 by bored hong kong student September 24, 2020

Windows 7 

A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.

The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)

Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.

Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless

Windows 7 by Sycophaunt January 6, 2010

windows 7 

Windows Vista Part 2. Basically the same idea and concept as Windows Vista, but is way more dumbed down and user friendly for us XP and Mac junkies. Very pretty OS.

Windows 7 is just a pimped up Vista

windows 7 by Kyle 230 February 3, 2010

Windows 7 

The new operating system devised by Microsoft to get people to stop bitching about windows vista by giving them something else to bitch about.

Common issue:
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?

New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?

Windows 7 by windowsftw December 2, 2009