wiinie

A person who plays wii sports instead of going outside and playing real ones.

"Dude Kyle is such a wiinie. I tried to tell him that shit's not a substitute for real sports."

by blunt mcnasty October 23, 2008

Wiinis

A Wii gamer's virtual penis size based on his or her feats and accomplishments on the Nintendo Wii.

A player's wiinis size can also be carried over from gamecubenis, sixty-fournis, snesnis, and nesnis sizes.

Also, anyone with a wiinis scoffs at anyone with a P.S.threenis or a three-sixtenis.

Greg- Did you hear what Claudia did?

Anthony- Ya dude! I heard she beat Zelda in 1 hour!

Greg- She did? I didn't even know that! She also invited WiiMaster3000 over to her house and totally owned him in Red Steel's 2 player mode!

Anthony- Woah! She must have the biggest wiinis ever!

**WiiMaster3000 walks in**

WiiMaster3000- Shut up guys you know my wiinis is way bigger than Claudia's!

Greg- Compared to Claudia, all you've got is a tiny P.S.threenis!

by Mark wD. December 11, 2008

WiiWii

a very small, old, antique stuffed teddy bear. Very rare if you find one. The cutest, best stuffed animal you'll ever see. Very fun to cuddle with. A cute puppy and he will be your childhood bestfriend always there for you. You can take him anywhere with you and people will love him and want to kiss and hug him. Very delicate and old and if you own one you will never let him go or give him away. He will be stuck with you for life.

Hi cute lil baby wiiwii
My puppy named wiiwii is a cutie patootie

by WiiWiithecutelilbaby October 10, 2017

Wiincident

An accident that occurs while utilizing a wiimote, usually the wiimote flying off of the wrist and colliding with some important stuff you have. Such "stuff" could include expensive HDTVs, family heirlooms, the face of the person that bought you your Wii, or maybe your newborn puppy batch.

Dustin: Hey Dugan! How's that new Wii or yours working out?
Dugan: Not good. I had a bit of a wiincident and broke my grandmother's old ceramic vase.
Dustin: Oh no! What'd she say!
Dugan: Nothing. She's been dead for like 8 years.
Dustin: Oh...*awkward pause* She probably deserved it.
Dugan: You mean dying of old age?
Dustin: Yep.

by Dan Bejarano December 10, 2008

Wiiiiiiiii

Masturbating by playing a wii game to a scene where an explosion, earthquake or similar event occurs, causing the wii remote to vibrate, and then using the remote as a vibrating dildo.

This Wii remote smells like a vagina! Someone's trying to wiiiiiiiii with it!

by Jeb Kerman July 26, 2017

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by riganman!@# April 27, 2020

wiinis

The wireless device used in playing Nintendo Wii games.

You have to be careful playing Wii bowling or your wiinis will slip from your hand and hit the TV.

by Maine Coon Cat March 8, 2008