Van Wilder Syndrome

The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.

Man, im going through some serious Van Wilder Syndrome this summer

by Cheesussss May 18, 2011

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wilder space

the place where all missing emails and text messages end up

I haven't received that email you sent. It must be in wilder space.

by Phaeton Menace January 11, 2009

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Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

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Skunk Wieler

The act of placing ones buttocks on anothers face, so that each cheek is resting on each eyelid. The person then fires bursts of anal juices into the face of the victim/participant.

Fucking hell, my eyes are red.. I totally got a Skunk Wieler last night!

by Reezy:) December 20, 2010

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Swedish Welder

Swedish Welder

When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.

"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"

by V-diddy August 11, 2016