whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

Stank Whoolie

This is the opposite of a DANK WHOOLIE. It is a whoolie so bad it stank like a crack heads breathe.

"Dude Bret hit such a dank whoolie the other day" "Check mine out"

"Jesus christ Trevor! That was a stank whoolie! Go back to riding your sisters tricycle you fucking squid!

by LemonChurdle July 15, 2020

Making whoopie

A term used to describe aggressive love making

“Daddy daddy, I saw mommy making whoopie with the fed ex man today!”

by Jakeb35 June 28, 2020

whoopieding

Colloquialism from the mid- to late 60's, meaning "big deal" or "so what"

So, the dude scored a 'Vette from his old man. Whoopieding.

by Old Man of the Mountains May 14, 2011

whoopie slap

to fill up your ass with air and slap someone with it letting out a fart in the process

shane dawson said it

dude she got whoopie slapped

by idonthaveapseudonym.0 January 13, 2011

Oh Whoopie Doo

sarcastic response to a statement made by a third party, meaning you really don't care at all about it, or that you really do not believe that the third party is telling the truth.

for example someone says that they have just found a small amount of money, you say oh whoopie doo.

by tigger-boo November 8, 2008

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011