Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

Tits and Whiskey

Graphic version of "Sunshine and Rainbows." An exclamation of goodness.

"Life isn't always Tits and Whiskey. Sometimes you really have to buckle down."

by SansPants84 February 21, 2010

whisker tits

noun - a set of breasts on a woman that have light bristly hairs that surround the areola. Otherwise known as a nip o' clock shadow.

1: Hey look at those titties. I'd like to plant my face in those.
2: No way man, she's got whisker tits. You might choke on a hair.

by THE MIGHTY STU October 30, 2007

Whisky Tits

to breastfeed while drunk.

A couple shots of whisky tits always makes the baby sleep through the night.

by blackoutc May 3, 2009