The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”
by jesshtx September 9, 2006
Get the toddler-whipped mug.While speeding inattentively, I noticed flashing lights in my rearview, only to realize I had just been piggy whipped.
by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011
Get the Piggy Whipped mug.When a person, male or female is so in love with their partner that they will do anything for them, including allow themselves to be manipulated and controlled. Often results in a severe detachment from friends and family as the relationship becomes all-consuming.
person1: Dude, mark is so whipped by that girl!
person2: Yeah, he really likes her.
person1: What an idiot!
person2: Yeah, he really likes her.
person1: What an idiot!
by Timmbo jon February 4, 2010
Get the Whipped mug.My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.
Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!
by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011
Get the My Life Is Piggy Whipped mug.A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018
Get the Pocket Pussy Whipped mug.To be totally controlled and dominated by your girlfriend to the point of being completely distracted, ditching your friends, and/ or doing anything and everything she says.
NOTE: there is a difference between sincerely loving your girlfriend and being whipped. Being whipped involves doing everything she says. Sincerely loving her means you may do nice things for her, but you at least know where to draw the line
NOTE: there is a difference between sincerely loving your girlfriend and being whipped. Being whipped involves doing everything she says. Sincerely loving her means you may do nice things for her, but you at least know where to draw the line
by Notwhipped101 November 14, 2009
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1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.
2. A more extreme form of being whipped.
1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.
2. A more extreme form of being whipped.
by McDonna September 2, 2013
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