Whelp

A hot young 20 something guy who prefers having sex, dating, or marrying older women.

Michael, why don't you go out with chicks your own age, aren't you like 25?

Nahh man, I'm a whelp. Gotta be over 35 if they wanna get with me.

Ashton Kutcher is a whelp, his wife is Demi Moore.

Dude, you gotta stop whelping on those Coyotes!

by websterschick February 06, 2010

Mushroom Whelp

A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.

by CoolerMan January 15, 2014

whelp..immouttaherrrr

im leaving, im out of her

Fast food drive trough...Driver: do you have any money..Passenger: " No" Pasenger to person at window.."whelp..Immouttaherrrr"

by The G-spot September 19, 2008

Whelp, Paint

A lovely woman with a bad attitude named Priscilla Bissett Created this saying while smoking a blunt. You're welcome :)

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

by Smokesumthin May 06, 2022

Whelp, Paint

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

Created saying by Priscilla Bis...tt

Whelp, paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled.
Used in any way as to confused.

by Smokesumthin May 06, 2022

Whelp

noun: whelp; plural noun: whelps

1. A puppy.
or a cub.
or a boy or young man (often as a disparaging form of address).
or a set of projections on the barrel of a capstan or windlass, designed to reduce the slippage of a rope.

2. A baby dragon in World of Warcraft; Such as Azure or Blue Whelp(ing), and Nexus Whelping

verb
verb: whelp; 3rd person present: whelps; past tense: whelped; past participle: whelped; gerund or present participle: whelping
1.
(of a female dog) give birth to (a puppy).

1. This whelp is soooooo cute!
2. Now I have this little whelp! It's so adorable! Awwww!

verb:
1. "Copper whelped seven puppies"

by Rendezvous_With_Destiny February 24, 2018

Whelp

Portmanteau of Welp and Help

To help someone without really providing any actual assistance

"I really need to rant about my shitty boss. Could you whelp me out?"

by quotejester1 December 12, 2023